It makes me so mad! I don't want to have to tip just to use the bathroom. What if I don't have any cash? I don't want any stupid perfume. Grrr.

Me too! Way to have a giant head and a tiny wrinkly body, BABY. I bet you can't even do simple multiplication problems yet.

"I almost foam at the mouth in disgust, but I try to be pleasant."

Acockalypse Now?

I always assumed he was just a bunch of intricately stacked tiny dicks.

CAN EVERYONE STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS MORON'S DICK, PLEASE?

Yeah, no one who's "honest" and "tells it like it is" has ever said "Maureen, your hair looks great today. I'm just telling it like it is", or "Sweetie, you know I'm just being honest with you, you've been doing really well at your job, I'm super impressed with your progress". So either you're really honest, and…

I love the saying, "those who love brutal honesty are more interested in the brutality than thr honesty".

Well, I disagree. I'm also an MD (an orthopaedic surgeon, actually) and I think this is feasible. Unstable fractures of the pelvis are managed in the ER by application of a pelvic binder, which is basically a glorified girdle, so a very tight dress could serve the same function for a short amount of time, until proper…

I'm an ER doc, and I'm guessing that since she had a pelvic fracture, they probably meant that her tight dress served as a de facto pelvic binder. We use them in trauma when suspecting pelvic fractures, not to protect organs, but to protect the blood vessels that travel in that area. Your pelvis can hold a lot of…

Fuck you, asshole. The US is not the most democratic state in the world and the rest of us do just fine without firearms in the hands of every fucking shopper at a WalMart.

What possible reason could a young mother with multiple children have for carrying a loaded firearm on a shopping trip to Wal-Mart?! Wal-Mart is a threat to the economy but guns aren't going to do shit to stop that.

If only there had been a good guy with a gun there to shoot that baby.

I think men should be allowed to spread their legs as wide as they want on the bus as long as women are allowed to change our tampons on the bus and throw the used ones at the most annoying passengers. Because of biology.

Why don't you Google it yourself if you're so worried about teh menz?

It had been carelessly left on the pavement, where anyone could have tripped over it.

I seriously can't stop watching this. I feel like I'm having some kind of vaguely uncomfortable religious experience.

Somehow all of the hundreds of times presidents took questions from only male reporters was never newsworthy...

I'm sick of hearing about the hurt manfeels. Nothing pushes me to the radical fringes of Feminism faster than dudes whining about their hurt feelings.