Any RACE is fine under 25 preferred. Any older than that and you'll come with an attitude and blame me for your situation.....!!

I'm sure the ability to turn water into wine comes in handy

I find the entire video including the song ( best of both worlds?!) very weird and just wrong.

He turned around and gave up idiot — where do you think the witnesses 'hands up,' accounts came from —are you stupid, racist or both? Don't answer that. I know you racists want to give Mike Brown these other worldly powers (no fear, strength of ten men, magic demon hulk,etc) — but reality is, he knew he couldn't…

There is no 'fly in my ointment,' dipshitz maybe because I can read - even Wilson and Johnson (Brown's friend) come together on that version — he was shot in the arm at the car, was fleeing got 148 feet away when two more shots were fired (and of course MISSED, because along with being a pussy racist, he has fucking…

The texture doesn't bother me but I don't really like the taste. I only like cheesecake factory cheesecake that does not taste like cheesecake (reeses, oreos, peanut butter).

Wow. That is one gag-inducing header photo; is anyone else just completely turned off by the texture of cheesecake?

Oh, no! She's doomed, doomed, I tell you!

I'm fine with that opinion. May I suggest:

Men's biggest fear about online dating: a fat chick.

I'm assuming his next move was to thank the nearby ficus tree for pulling him out of a burning tank during the war.

Llama llama red pajama does not like this newLuLama.

I know everyone has their right to an opinion about abortion, but for some reason male pro-lifers bother me the most. The audaciousness of a random dude judging, shaming, and telling all women what to do with their bodies and their lives is just so infuriating and creepy as hell.

Maybe they got tired of her constantly asking when Mrs. Doubtfire II was coming out.....

It's a shame that Stephen Collins will probably be in jail and unable to play himself in the inevitable SVU episode.

Holy shit, she's 33 years old?! Wow. She doesn't look a day over 2. Good for her.

Right? "This just in: According to capitalism, deigning to attract half of the human population surprisingly good for bottom line. Most surprised of all? Business. More at 11."

Oh, goody. Another person saying, "Just adopt!" Because adoption is easily available to everyone and all infertile couples make wonderful adopted parents!

"Well, I tried exactly this hard to have a kid, but if you tried any harder than that you're kind of a jerkoff."

I am so sick of this admonition that because a person cannot reproduce physically, they should automatically be altruistic and adopt a "needy" kid instead of a healthy baby. Being a parent is hard enough. Not everyone feels up to voluntarily signing on for extra challenges, especially if they are already emotionally…