Did you see what this gem is filed to? OMG, so much win.

And Donald Trump is actually Rene Zellweger.

The GOP attempts to woo women voters kind of remind me of Michael Scott on the Office trying to win clients back with baskets of treats. The problem is not with your branding or how you frame your message. It's that what you stand for is bad for us and we don't want it.

Woah, Jesus doesn't want to see your shoulders.... Whore.

I ated mine =(

Okay, I'm neither American nor Canadian, but having lived in Canada for 10 years, I'd say Canada kicks American ass, and fuck a Starbucks.

Jesus Christ. Stop. We all know what a swastika means in American society. Regardless of what it meant before, it has come to mean a specific thing. It wasn't meant as a Tibetan good luck symbol, and that's not the connotation it carries. I truly could not give less of a shit what it meant before — it means something…

See, I had a crush on Leonardo *and* Shredder. I don't remember fantasizing about Leo, but I do remember thinking about Shredder without all his armor... >_>;

I don't get the obsession people have with naming or even assigning gender to their cars. I have loved some of my cars and I had a strong sense of trust with them but it was like I trust my favorite dog to defend me if someone tried to attack me or like you would trust a good horse to get you there no matter what.

I always wondered why people join these organizations. We don't have them in the UK or at least they didn't when I was a student. They sound totally horrendous. Something to avoid at all costs

And I can already smell the barrage of think pieces from pop culture critics trying to dissect a marriage they were never a part of.

I think Polk would've played it super cool, done a great job, and everyone would've been surprised by it, only 20 minutes later, no one would remember how awesome he'd been.

It's true, but you just make a poo-baby. Or that's what happens to me, anyway.

I'm so excited for Poly with a Collie to be my favorite sitcom next year!

"She aint smelly, she's my mother."

I think the moral here is that no good comes of sexting your cousin.

Jezebel Basic

This is way better than "my cousin's good friend makes $67/hr working at home."

I usually just get a quick blood transfusion. NBD.