Agreed! I would eat a stale Tim Horton’s tea biscuit over that crap. Good thing I always pack snacks and often have popcorn hiding in my bra

Right? I’m in Canada so it has been verrrry easy to boycott Chik-Fil-A and that awful craft store. They get none of my hypothetical money!

I have been lurking on here for about 6 years, started commenting four years ago, refresh this site multiple times a day because it’s hilarious (and I have a fairly serious internet addiction, obviously) and I am still a nopetopus. All I want is for someone to ungrey me so I can start posting wildly offensive pictures…

This is why crochet is always the better alternative

I care! Alas, I am also a grey and I too will never know the thrill and validation of posting something people want to read

SO MUCH!!

This is the only logical response

What an absolutely delicious moron

Indubitably!

Probably hanging on by a thin stalk due to hypertension or rampant diabetes or etc. People (continue to) be ridiculous

Yes! What was in his pipe? This man is a true gem

Aspiration of vomit is also a likely possibility when mixing booze and meds (or just booze, or just meds). I hope one of his henchmen comes forward one day... there must be some people who know the truth.

He’s won 6 of the 11 times he’s fought after his The Ultimate Fighter season (which he didn’t even win) and he hasn’t won a fight since 2013. He’s extremely mediocre (semantics? pshaw!). He’s nothing special. Yes, he could potentially get another fight (if he even needs it after all his big podcast monies) but he’s…

He is an extremely mediocre fighter who probably won’t ever return to the UFC. What a joke.

Same here! why is everything I love a tunic?

The piece that this comment thread was discussing was written by a paramedic. Your reference to EMTs made it seem like these are interchangeable terms, I was pointing out they they are not. I agree with all your other points and felt as though your comment could be enhanced by using the correct terminology for the…

I’m a paramedic and I just have to chime in that being a paramedic is also often not very pleasant, it’s often depressing, you sometimes get literal shit on you, most doctors and nurses give you no respect and many members of the public call you an “ambulance driver”. Once you’ve been doing it for a while you don’t…

EMT’s are different than paramedics... just sayin’

I have a thin piece of wire which has a bulb at the top and is labeled “cake tester”. It is my favourite of the extremely specific kitchen items I inherited from my mom when she passed away and, although I never bake (too precise for me!), I’m never getting rid of it.

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