Didn’t you get a lanyard and wallet card?

You can transport back wounds lying on their side.

Paramedic here (Canadian). Up here we are explicitly forbidden to transport restrained patients in the prone position due to the high risk of positional asphyxia. All physically or chemically restrained patients must be transported supine to allow access to their airway and to monitor respirations and vital signs. I’m…

Likely it was positional asphyxia. And it was the responsibility of the medics to position the patient safely on the stretcher.

Paramedic here- this is TOTALLY on them. We get hammered with info about positional asphyxia and to never, never, never put a patient facedown on the stretcher. I’ve had very combative patients who have been restrained in all manner of ways and I’ve never allowed them on my stretcher in a prone position. Sometimes you…

I like your style, Ma’am

Seriously! How does he have the power to pronounce someone dead? Only paramedics and doctors can do that in most places in North America.

Yes! was just scrolling down to say this. “I think I saw a plastic bag hanging from something”? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? I attend a lot of death scenes in my line of work and I’m agog at the level of nincompoopery here. Unfortunately, I think this mouthful of bullshit is his way of protecting the people who…

Neck pillows transform air travel from Horrible Endurance Contest to Unpleasant Way To Spend An Afternoon. I have three because I kept forgetting mine at home and had to buy one at the airport a few times. I have neck pain from a herniated disc and when it’s flared up I will even use one in my own home. I strongly,…

I love my husband ferociously but I would definitely be mentioning that at some point

You guys, I feel sad that I’m grey. I’ve been reading for so long (I miss cover lies) and lurking on the comments (since before Burt was a contributor) and sometimes I have things to say about monogrammed thermoses and Lena fucking Dunham and how fucking much I love Shrayber but I feel like they will never be seen so…

I think she’s the latest version of Horse ebooks

Nope, but she will whisper mean things to you when she thinks no one else can hear her.

I loved that scene! she’s mah favourite

that grandma was the worst! I’m glad she’s not my grandma.

They are all so cute! except the one in the pink with the “let me speak to your manager” haircut... she was intolerable.

Try the new Sally Hansen gel top coat (no light needed). You can use it with any nail polish and it dries really fast and keeps them pretty for longer. I bought it on a friend’s rec and it’s awesome

It’s disgusting! I can pick it out in everything... gum, yogurt, flavoured water. It’s got an extremely distinct and awful cloying fake sweetness to it. Have to disagree on the cilantro though bc I’m lucky enough to have an inactive OR6A2 gene.

Did anyone else read the headline and picture a surgical abortion being performed by a flying, autonomous robot? No? ummm.... me neither

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