Say it with me now! Bernie would have won

Perhaps most indicative of the DOE’s nuclear bend is its first secretary, Admiral Hyman Rickover, who is considered the father of the nuclear navy. The DOE largely existed is the Cold War funding shell game (as this post alludes to) as a way to devote resources to nuclear testing without attaching the funding to the…

I appreciate that Tove Lo keeps trying to make Tove Lo happen. I admire the tenacity. I’m not usually even that generous, so take the compliment for what it’s worthand run with it.

Only one thing matters: you are either a paid Russian agent, or a well meaning super-lefty. Either way, you would be saying the same things you are saying so it doesn’t really matter if I am right or wrong.

They also considered dropping an anvil on his head.

Cuba is also about 40th in health care quality in the world. The USA, with all its riches and resources, is 39th. Cuba’s population is better-educated and more literate than the US population.

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.

The flavor of Jezebel lately has been “circle the wagons” and “we ran a perfect campaign”. As goes our comments’ section, so goes the nation, I always say.

Here’s our plan, from what I can tell:

You fucking lost

Thankfully, the Democratic establishment, of all things, may be rejecting this sort of racist pacification of racists.

What was Hillary’s great plan for helping these people? I don’t recall hearing one. All I heard was her referring to them as “deplorables” for supporting the candidate that wasn’t her. If you are in middle America and seeing things go to shit and your alternatives are either to elect a career politician from same…

Once again, Gawker Media reaps what it sowed. Maybe, just MAYBE if the editorial tone was “here’s why Hillary is good” rather than “here’s why Trump is an idiot/rapist/scam artist” and “just stop, Bernie Bros,” they might have gotten some page views from on-the-fence voters and the surprisingly high number of women…

Technically, there are studies that promote orgasms as a way to reduce the risk of prostate cancer in men. Source.

How often did you say Trump never had a chance? And yet here we are.

This is wrong on so many levels.

Bernie Sanders has been polling in recent months as literally the most popular politician in the United States. Clinton diehards are going to blame people who would have voted for him, but voted for Stein, Johnson, or Trump. Imagine how many votes that must be, particularly in the midwest, that would have gone to…

Jezebel spent a lot of time telling people, especially Bernie bros, to fuck off. They did fuck off, and this is the end result.

Yeah, The Slot is a scary place today.

I love how salty you liberals get when things don’t turn out the way you wanted. Fuck everything and burn it to the ground! Argh, I’m so angry. Half the country has suddenly turned into a petulant 3 year old throwing a tantrum because mommy turned off Bubble Guppies.