One day we’ll live in a utopia where rich male and female, black and white people will all get an equal opportunity to shit all over the poor together. The productivity will be amazing.
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Not really following this saga, but I have a theory as to why they’re all getting bitchy...maybe they’re HUNGRY?
You have been my favorite Jezebel writer pretty much since you arrived, but I have to say that I’m disappointed in the disingenuous character assassination you’re waging against Jill Stein. Continuing to perpetuate the falsehood that she’s anti-vax when she has clarified multiple times that she is 100% not and was…
Hillary needs every vote she can get twice.
Dude, it’s like fucking homework now.
It’s the new puritanism.
The Jez generation have been trained to parse every image and utterance for transgression against the new orthodoxy. This goes for everything from old TV shows to family photos to commercials to whatever you put in front of them. They can’t just switch it off. It’s always running, it’s reflex.
And the Democrats are all Russia-baiting like some sort of 50s caricature.
I run a non-profit focused on putting googly eyes on fleshlights, so they might start.
The treatment of women and minorities in fiction isn’t real. People react to it as if it is. This, specifically, is what is being criticized here, not art criticism. Complaining about what happens in a work of fiction isn’t art criticism, it’s entitled fandom bullshit.
But by focusing on fake problems and even making up problems allows me to not focus on real problems in the world.
bye bye
his much-vaunted fart machine?
Fuck. That. Last thing I need is some robot giving me a mechanical snatch, turning my G spot into a 4G spot and having people pirate Game of Thrones through my hoo ha.
I guess this is the ultimate test of the adage, “would you trust a mechanic that never owned a car?”
It’s gotta be satisfying to have so many commenters prove your point almost instantaneously. Personally, I think Beyonce is immensely talented. I also think she puts out a a heck of a lot of boring, tuneless, overrated music.
The best love poetry, in my book, is the collection of unpublished (in his lifetime) love letters from the wonderfully dirty James Joyce to his wife, Nora.
Not tearing anyone down. I believe I called her gorgeous with a beautiful voice. Saying I don’t care for her music is not a crime. That’s exactly the blind devotion I can’t understand. She is not the Second Coming. God blesses me enough every day, thanks.
Never had this dream, but I’ve been dreaming about John Cusack a lot lately. A. lot. Like for an entire two weeks. Seeing him at a Cubs game just brought all these damn emotions up, and I am not sure why. Like, I love dancing hamburgers and his sweet turn in “Serendipity” - one of the best holiday movies out there -…