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If they do that, I will literally kick Blomkamp in the balls. You hear me, Blomkamp?

Serves it right for its unspeakably awful "Hey, you know the loveable kid that Ripley saved in the greatest third act of any action film ever? Well, she died on her way back to her home planet. Eat shit, everyone who was emotionally invested in that movie!" opening.

Ooh, this is also great: "Later, when Korn performed in town as the opening act for Sick of It All, Durst invited Korn to drink beer and tattoo them. Although Durst's tattoos were unimpressive, he was able to persuade Reginald "Fieldy" Arvizu to listen to a demo"

And in other news, Norm Macdonald to gamble, make poor decisions in His Life

"Gaga’s role on the show is being kept tightly under wraps, but we assume it will involve raw meat and rubber gloves somehow"

Adapting Fraction for TV is a rational thing to do.

Coming to CBS: Bleep My Planet Says

I never would have thought uniting Roman Polanski, R. Kelly, Gary Glitter, and Rolf Harris as a super team would work, but Fraction and DeConnick pulled it off.

Being posthumously inserted into Godfather III is the cinema equivalent of Bradman's last innings.

X-Bad was my favourite WWF wrestler back in '98

The AV Club

No, I've got to check that out!

Man, that guy had an amazing batting average. He's only in five films, which all got nominated for Best Picture, and three of them won.

Does it still have Ben Folds on it? Yes? Then fuck off, record.

They didn't just lose King, they've lost Burnham and Allen, too. It's not Gang of Four, it's Gang of Andy Gill (Gilldford Four?). I guess you could read his trying to wring a few more cents out of the bands desiccated corpse as a political statement - they spent a couple albums singing about how capitalism ruins…

More like the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Job, Internet

I find that offensive. In response, I've already tweeted your real name, address, and the name of your employer. You're fired, Herpes!

But there's no clicks in productive discussions about how to advance leftist causes! Empty outrage is where all the clicks are!

Hey, it's not like the Left to undermine a powerful political statement by immediately descending into petty infighting where everyone tries to prove they're more enlightened than everyone else …