I liked it.

Frightened Rabbit? Have has anyone called Animal Control?

This season, Heimlich has once again been pretty great for the Beavers

I’m pretty sure they make more than $130K.

freaking out a large portion of your customer base out of the blue and warding off potential newcomers in the midst of other recent concerns certainly doesn’t sound like “marketing 101" to me

That’s like saying, “I’m only half retarded.”

Libertarian here, I watched about 5 minutes of a Milton Freedman lecture a few years and I’ve seen every Rick & Morty episode 3 times so I think I know how the free market works thank you very much.

God, all these Trumpets on here today.

*takes notes*

A Republican walks into a bar and the bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind here.”

What the fuck is even your point? You didn’t give a single example, but you seem pretty self-satisfied.

United against pathetic, thin-skinned & limp-dicked demagoguery.

This just in: Pissy commenter whines that a pop culture news site continues to cover events in pop culture. 

What in the fuck? My best guess is parents of some of (less talented) white kids were sick of their kids riding the bench started leaning on school administrators.

She didn’t insult her appearance at all. If you think she did that’s on you and you’re buying into what these assholes want you to believe. Her use of “perfect smoky eye” was saying that it was created from the ashes of truth burning and that was it in regards to appearance.

I died laughing, but then again I have a sense of humor.

Meh. Until you beat the little Nazi shit and all of his friends into catatonia I’m not really interested.

You spent time out of your day to defend Tucker Carlson and Milo Yabadabadoofus. Let that sink in for a moment.