They really look like they were typecast for this exact sort of thing, don’t they? Smug, defiant Watschengesichter.

Replace James and Remini with Jay Harrington and Portia de Rossi, put him in charge of research at a huge soul sucking corporation, throw in some wacky scientists and nihilist cogs, and you’ve got a show I’d watch.

Lemme check my notes: so you have to stand for the anthem out of respect, but it’s cool to mock Vietnam vets for being POWs.

I am so glad you exist.

Imagine being older than 15 and describing yourself as a “stoolie” unironically. It’s breathtaking.

1. Publishing a celebrity’s name is not doxxing

“Dykstra’s attorney, Curt Schilling, was quoted as saying, “I look forward to proving my client’s nolo contendrence in a court of law opinion, and I will be collecting food and blankets for Nails in an old truck and driving it to the side of the road somewhere in the middle of Delaware. My license plate will be…

His boss harasses Laura, he says “no comment” and you think she’s being petty?

That Chris Kattan ratio probably applies to anything he’s ever been involved in.

While I’m not saying GMG is some perfect organization that is completely unbiased. The comparison to Fox News is pretty rich.

yikes my dude i forgot about the right to fly without being hassled as envisioned by are founding fathers’

He missed the 54-hole cut, which is only used when the 36-hole cut is too big.

As a Canadian I apologize for this woman, but like Beiber, Brian Adams, and Shania Twain: America, you touched her last. She’s yours now.

What

Boy, the Schumer hate has really fucking intensified since her first hosting gig. Honestly, she was fine. Not gut-bustlingly hilarious, but she held her own better than last time. And I don’t know why, but that “faux-Honey Boo Boo” voice she made while chanting “Lock her up!” gave me a bigger laugh than anything else.

Well, there’s a significant portion of the population of Barcelona that would disagree with that statement. (As in, Barcelona’s status as being part of Spain is under dispute. You could say that, as a result, they’re Spain-ish.)

I’d like to say it was something innocent like “landlord looking to make sure there’s no signs of termites or mold or whatever” but this is the real world and it’s never something innocent like actually doing the job of a landlord.

“Making fun of a non-famous person for something more serious is a sure fire slander suit that would ruin you.”

There is literally nothing in the record other than Matt Patricia’s words indicating that the victim recanted.