“You guys act like you never did anything when you were teenagers. It’s just harmless talk. Teenagers aren’t going to do anything, they grow out of their racism. Boys will be boys!”

Ok, smartguy, if Kanye is an asshole, why would Kim Kardashian have married him, hmmm? Checkmate.

So did they throw you out of the building immediately after you asked that dumb-ass non-question, or did you at least have time to go to coat check?

God bless Marlins Man and his cohort for doing the thing every Marlins fan wanted to do but couldn’t.

Awesome opinion, bro.

I’ve read this story three times and I still can’t figure out what the fuck is going on. I’m just going to assume that all three of these people are probably assholes.

Strowman vows Nicholas and he will return as a tag team when he’s finished with school, so there’s already a match on the docket for 2029 or so.

Hey man, you realize it’s just a word, right? It has no physical or magical properties whatsoever.

Deadspin sure likes to talk a big game and get on its high horse but deep down you know they’re just jealous of the way Barstool has disrupted the online game by...*checks notes* having pictures of girls in bikinis.

Do you feel good about yourself Deadspin for what you’ve done to this coach? Do ya? You got a racist and disgusting human being suspend and probably fired. I hope you can sleep better at night for what you’ve done.

He’s in a coma for the other two.

[30 seconds later]

You’re willing to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to keep a non-dangerous person in prison? You’re an idiot.

Okay, I’m finally gonna just come right out and beg: Can I get out of the grays?

I mean, the initial purpose of the grays was to prevent people from carpet-bombing Jezebel with porn images, right? Let the record show that I do not carpet-bomb Jezebel with porn! Now let me out of commenting purgatory!

Well, if it happened, I’m glad it hasn’t made you irrationally angry.