Someone enjoys alliteration a little too much. Bukowski would vomit on this book, after attempting to drink it.

I’ve heard the accuser’s story and they don’t have a leg to stand on.

That team would’ve beaten Trinidad and Tobago! smh

What I learned from that picture is that Weber really likes to stick it to John McCain whenever and wherever he can.  

A year-and-a-half is indeed a long time. And yet it’s only half as long as 36 months. That’s gotta be a typo, right?

If they move the clocks one hour forward, then the sun comes up later. If the sun comes up later, that’s less time it can melt the polar ice caps. Less ice melting means less sea level rising, which means Florida won’t be underwater for like another million years.

Agreed. My mind immediately went to small indie and foreign films without Netflix deals— where do they fit in here? I have several theatres nearby my house, but they all run only the most mainstream of mainstream films, and even things you’d probably consider fairly mainstream by now (Wes Anderson films, Studio Ghibli…

It’s the very same people who say ‘why didn’t he just comply’ that are the first to say the ‘cops feared for their lives.’

The thing that makes it hardest to enjoy is just how incredibly fucking awful it is

Oh ho, look who actually reads the articles!

Ole Miss is one of a handful of schools that makes me nervous when I hear that they’re “getting back to the fundamentals”.

business english is like business stats: trash for idiots

“You can listen to the song below...”

Gritty, high-motor, old-school competitor. Gym rat.

Charter schools are giant frauds that exist to funnel tax dollars meant for education to politically-connected private citizens. Also, they provide the cash-strapped, garbage education that ensures future Republican voters.

Man, I thought I’d seen all the worst takes, but here’s a new one!

Shut the hell up.

“...They didn’t, because we (and by “we,” I mean my age group in general) didn’t do anything, really, apart from hold hands, sing songs, and pray.

These kids are doing something—and fuck anyone who gets in their way for being brave enough to stand up, and sick enough of it all to not be told to sit down and shut up....”

This was not how I imagined a Republican would get caught up in a pegging scandal