Dear Matt,

CP because I would have to tell people I bought an E36 compact.

I didn't know I loved cars until I owned my first car...an e30 and started auto crossing and going to track days. I'm old, pictures required film back then. I still own both E30's in the photo and am pissed I loss the chance at owning the 2002. That summer with my friends Leo jr. and Matt was one of the best of my…

I lived in MTL for a bit, and my street had a several hour long period every Thursday afternoon where absolutely no parking was allowed. In the summer, they swept. In the winter, they scraped. It was wonderful. My street was always in great shape. They have it down to a science.

She hopped on the sticks like he was going to take it easy.

2014: NFL suspends Gordon 10 games

Let that be a lesson to you kids: if you want to be disoriented, woozy, suffer blackouts and have trouble standing on your feet, just get a concussion like a responsible adult.

Under the League's understanding of what constitutes alcohol and marijuana abuse, I've been a raging junky unfit for work since I was seventeen years old.

Stop giving so much credit to this J. Cole question, we all know his next line was going to be "cuz I can see you in my Wet Dreamz."

Nice dude. And I assume obviously you will add a NOS kit. Stage 4?

You profess certain ideals, yet don't live up to them. Good choices or bad choices, what right do YOU have to discriminate against anyone?

And the one about Atheists never being able to resist telling everyone what they don't believe in...

Spicy take.

In Green's defense, it can be difficult to keep one's shit together while waiting for curry to pass.

As if I needed another reason to love Terry Crews.

SHE POSTS PHOTOS ON INSTAGRAM THAT MEANS SHE DOESNT LOVE HERSELF

Just to get out in front of anything that might happen during the game, league officials have stated that any player attempting a snow-related celebration will be flagged - and fined - for excessive Tauntaun.

John Oliver has a great piece on Civil Forfeiture:

Russian lightning is slower because it was out drinking vodka all night.