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Chris Thede
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"He may be armed, he may have narcotics in this vehicle, he may have a litter of kittens that were just born in the trunk. We really don't know"

I wanna make my own Bourbon!

Is he the new Clinton Portis?

Wow those graphics are way better than my ps3

Wowzerz.

Me and my family drove to Walt Disney World ever couple of years growing up, and this year I brought my best friend Tim and my sisters brought their friend Katherine. On the long route to Orlando (I live in Toronto), we stopped at a rest stop. Everyone stumbled out of our 98 Chevy Astro to stretch out and immediately

THATS AMAZING. I wanna hear the scream though..

I saw that happen yesterday, and said "that'll be on deadspin in 5 minutes"

Boooooooooo

Soon apartments will start to incorporate it. Then self driving cars, then houses, then everything will be virtual so WERE ALL FUCKED SITTING IN CUBES THINKING LIFE IS REAL WHEN IN REALITY SMOG HAS TAKEN OVER OUR CITIES AND TREES DONT GROW ANYMORE AND LIFE IS POINTLESS

Pfft. Dawkins did it better.

I awake to some girl I am vaguely familiar with screaming at me, "Get the fuck out of my room, you shit in my bed." I took her word for it and headed for the door

Those damn Canadians need to get their shit together.

Soon the NFL will have to ban all celebrations due to injuries.

That's some skill to wipe with a loonie, eh?

When even a ref comes and gives you a slap on the back.. you know it's sad.

This is beautiful.

I always thought it was the Sixteen Chapel. And in an era when grammar didn't matter.

"It's like when Kid A came out, in 2000," he adds. "Everyone at Tower Records or whatever was like 'Ok well I guess this goes in Rock/Pop?' because you just have to put it somewhere."