Technically, being sexed is grammatically correct.

I like Deadspin, but it needs more White Sox coverage.

I’m glad Sam Hinkie landed a job.

And Vivek Randive thought he was the pioneer of playing only four men on defense.

Real Salt Lake sounds like the Twitter handle the Salt Lake City tourism board was stuck with when they decided to get into social media in 2014 and found @saltlake and @saltlakeofficial were both being squatted on.

This is a fine thing that will be pilloried because it fits a narrative. But apparently we should have kept Illlysova two more months and lost him for nothing because it would signal a culture change.

Southwest gift card. Eight bucks off a flight doesn’t seem like much, but like some dummy, I’ll usually book a less convenient flight if it’s a few bucks cheaper anyway.

Southwest gift card. Eight bucks off a flight doesn’t seem like much, but like some dummy, I’ll usually book a less…

Yeah, usually they’re so good at subtlety.

I was on a trip to Vietnam recently (I’m 99% sure this is Vietnam). That’s not how normal people drove. It was always chaotic and busy and you pull out into an intersection, sort out who goes when once you’re in there.

It’s unfair to cast this person who voted for Trump and was on the way to his celebratory ball as some kind of Trump supporter until this incident.

This year has taught me that it’s not a lack of business acumen that’s keeping me from being an NFL owner, it’s a lack of a shit ton of money. Two franchises are moving from places where they could do well if the team was worth paying to see to cities where precisely no one will give a shit (and one where no one gave…

I’m pretty sure if a president’s brother opened a small-batch brewery today, Americans would be pretty stoked about it. Hard to believe that was once seen as a point of shame.

Maybe, and I’m just going out on a limb here, there are awful human beings who are fans of every single franchise and sports is just one big place for people to get together and let their awfulness shine through? That said, Minnesota Wild fans are clearly the worst.

I for one can’t imagine JaVale McGee missing a wide open opportunity.

Yup. He does.

Yes. He does.

Yeah, Bill Simmons, we know.

I heard somewhere that Arlen is Darlin’

So everyone came here to make a “Super Extreme DUI” joke, right? Like, no point throwing my hat into the ring?

Hey, check it out, a factory in Cleveland that still produces something!