Oh, cool. So ignore half your argument then. You’re doing wonders for the whole “This is more than Red Sox fans being insufferable argument.”

Top 5 most likely to promote? That isn’t even a thing. So he makes the jump from single A to double A if the AAA guy gets called up?

Tobias was ranked third out of second basemen in the Philadelphia Phillies’ system. So, sure “top 5 prospect” with a million asterisks following it.

Do you think so?

Counterpoint: HAHAHA LOOK AT THE GUY DRESSED UP AS A WOMAN!

Careful with the SoundBuds. A pair I bought broke within two months after consistent, but not rough, use. Of course, there are plenty of more positive experiences with them.

Careful with the SoundBuds. A pair I bought broke within two months after consistent, but not rough, use. Of course,…

I’m considering turning myself in to the police for having clicked Play.

The only person who owns Citizens Bank Park is Rod Barajas for some inexplicable reason.

Shit like this is exactly why I voted for Kodos.

Argh, this would be perfect, but lady Ghostbusters destroyed my childhood a few months back. Oh well.

Argh, this would be perfect, but lady Ghostbusters destroyed my childhood a few months back. Oh well.

Do you fancy up your ramen instant noodles? If so, how?

Exactly. As a Philadelphian, I go back to everyone whining about Iverson’s
“possey” that he brought along everywhere. The implication is “This guy should be over his upbringing by now and start hanging out with only respectable sorts.

Everyone else in the country: Oh, awesome, a debate over whether New England or Seattle has the best fans! This isn’t at all unbearable!

The real question is why is the guy on the far left of the couch being left out of this heterobro love fest? Is it that he refused to get the man cave-sanctioned haircut?

Are you kidding? Some people called them the Four Aces, I called them Fat Joe and the Terror Squad.

Anyone else have a hell of a time opening this article without a headline?

This isn’t a complaint about things like Concourse, I promise, but is there any chance of a devoted news/politics site coming back in some form? Or does it seem too risky to the risk-averse?

Agreed completely. How dare he take away the highlight of these athletes’ day, talking to some middle-aged goober in the press about how they gave it their all and fought hard out there today.

Because their doctors are so bad they can’t tell heads from knees?

Timofey Mozgov, is that you?