They just knocked it into 12th gear.

I once made brownies and forgot to include flour. This is pretty much the exact same thing.

It’s the Kelly Blew Book price!

Jesus....you win.

Blah blah blah I’m happy for them but those quotes are god awful attempted poetry. Like real bad. Her heart is full of deep ocean minerals? What does that even mean??

This is one of those circunstances when, due to the apparent subtext of the movie, a reaction gif is very suitable, but at the same time ironically inadequate, to express my feelings:

That’s blasphemy! You can’t have an english actress play an Asian one! Besides, the clear choice is Scarlet Johansson.

I look forward to Matt Damon in the role as the prince...

This seems amazing!

Lincoln made a Cosmopolitan back in 1949. Now this excites me.

They’re planning to overthrow us! This is the biggest threat we’ve ever faced. Quick.....

That was sadly my first impression too.

No contest...

Point taken, but does anyone REALLY think for a second that Leto has any chance of taking the top spot? There’s just no way. No way in hell. As for the worst, even without seeing it I, personally, wouldn’t put Leto on the bottom, but this is an INCREDIBLY subjective measure and has a lot to do with what people look…

That’s actually pretty easy. Currently we have about 7,200 nukes of one sort or another, and it’s going to cost about $40 billion a year to maintain and upgrade that entire stockpile. Cut that number by 9/10ths as per the recommendation of Sec. of Defense Hegel, and the cost goes down dramatically. We can upgrade a…

Oh shut the fuck up, food police.

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