They just knocked it into 12th gear.

I once made brownies and forgot to include flour. This is pretty much the exact same thing.

It’s the Kelly Blew Book price!

Jesus....you win.

Blah blah blah I’m happy for them but those quotes are god awful attempted poetry. Like real bad. Her heart is full of deep ocean minerals? What does that even mean??

This seems amazing!

Lincoln made a Cosmopolitan back in 1949. Now this excites me.

They’re planning to overthrow us! This is the biggest threat we’ve ever faced. Quick.....

That was sadly my first impression too.

Yeah, there’s “socially awkward dog” staring at the camera with a smaller dog behind it, staring as well. Assistant socially awkward dog?

Fairly standard practice if a cosplayer is selling their pics/sending them to pateron supporters. There’s a low-res version available publicly, then the proper version goes out in HQ.

Get to da CHOPAW

Why do we keep trying to make Blake Lively happen? SHE’S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.

If they don’t pair up and name themselves White Lightning and Chocolate Thunder, I want no part of this.

That’s actually pretty easy. Currently we have about 7,200 nukes of one sort or another, and it’s going to cost about $40 billion a year to maintain and upgrade that entire stockpile. Cut that number by 9/10ths as per the recommendation of Sec. of Defense Hegel, and the cost goes down dramatically. We can upgrade a…

Oh shut the fuck up, food police.

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