or you just put cameras in the car filming the passenger the same way you have cameras in stores. If the passenger decides to jack off, the company will decide to send the footage to all the passengers social media friends over 18 to discourage the passenger and anybody else from ever doing so. OORR for the people who…

Anybody following Angelina Jolie has to look better than Vikander IMO. I honestly think Charlize Theron would be a great pick but w/e.

0:22 to 0:23 is the funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile.

Well if its inevitable, what does it matter?

Agreed...and half of those “kills” are robots who, even with sentient perception, are not humans and therefore can’t be murdered.

This made me physically laugh at my work and people glanced at me and shit. Bravo.

I don’t know about smoking.....she’s attractive but not a 10. shit a 7 without makeup. And shes not a natural blonde either.

See “decent” is completely relative. If a decent wage to me is being able to afford an economy car, small apartment and a frivolous amounts of starbucks and a decent wage to someone else is being able to buy a bike and feed themselves while they live with 8 other people in a shack then we have to accept the fact that…

Lol you can’t even define ‘American’ anymore. This is a melting pot of people so why do people give a shit if its ‘American’ or not? whether your clothes are made there for this amount or here for that amount, who gives a shit? Its pretty obvious that ‘American’ corporations only care about their bottom line and will…

This just got better and better.

Lmao whats with the modulated filtered “WHOOOOO” that starts at 0:58. I’m sure its supposed to be an alarm but it sounds like some raver in the background gawking at all the lazers.

lol yea when you think about the design, its mouth is bigger than its whole abdomen so you think it would need blunt teeth to grind up meat into much smaller pieces but nope. but hey its a movie I guess.

Just viewed the comments to see if this was posted. Fine job. Its all so tragically obvious, isn’t it?

Guess he forgot about the e-brake.

This is as impossible as identifying someone who wears glasses by their bifocal lens.

Thank you. Oh yea, as you know, their girth is directly correlated to how much light is around as an inverse to the pupil....And directly correlated to what drugs you are on. My intention was to glorify the latter.

smoothly combined science and comedy...this needs more stars.

I get the feeling that Samuel won’t be screaming ‘motherfucker’ in this one....shame.

Fuck, I’ve never seen that. Still not gonna watch the credits of movies, though.

In his defense, not being a cat or a duck or a bedbug, we will never REALLY know that the sex is painful even if we’re 99.99% sure it is.