I kinda hope this guy’s dick falls off.

This guy looks like the phrase, “Dude shotgun that fuckin’ beer you pussy” come to life.

His ankle wouldn’t have exploded if he was sober.

“No one should have a billion dollars”

The Fucktomb sounds like a lovely place, but I believe it’s Fuck Tom B., as in the losing quarterback......er, not

heat-tossing, dinger-launching man continues launching dingers despite loss of heat-tossing

Raccoons feed on trash, you’re in the right place bud.

Remember when this used to be enough to sink a political career?

I’ve always wanted to understand the grammar behind the - - - - - z possessive. I learned something today

This deserves a Pulitzer.

notice how the headlines on this guy rapidly get worse. crime aficionado

In Mother Russia, puck plays chicken with you

Not a Liverpool supporter, but I hope Sergio Ramos steps on fucking razor-sharp Lego.

“Oh shit, I’m actually starting another game?”

Jeez Buck, way to Bogaert the spotlight.

hey, you wouldn’t think it just by looking at the guy

Imagine attempting to have a genuine conversation with this sentient mixtape. Sorry to hurt your brains, everyone

to be fair, the man is a vegan...

Rest assured that because this is Washington, Crosby will win the series in 5OT of Game 7 by batting the puck from mid-air with his dick

O Fuck