I swear Boomer is gonna have a heart attack one of these weeks when suffocating through “The Blitz”

you know, that Michael Bradley take is fully accurate

Michael Bradley has gotten fucking shitfaced before every game since 2014. He shoots from 50 yards and passes when through on goal. Fuck him and his dad

32 MIL, BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!

“What a dick!”

to be fair, the City defenders, and Bravo moreso, were shitfaced and decided to gift Messi all three of his chances (which yeah, he took well)

toodles fucko! hope you step on a Lego ;)

A 360' home run is bitch in both Canada and the USA. This is not a dang moonshot

you’ll be sacked in the morning

FATALITY

today is a sobering reminder of how important sports, and those who play them, are to me.

glitch in the matrix

not only did she kneel, where the FUCK are her shorts and blue pinny? my OCD is struggling badly with the asymmetry

you guys sure will

Ronaldo should have known better than to make this photo public...

they did what?

dipshit

Anquan Boldon

There’s likely plenty, but unlike the creatures with dick and balls for a face that we are seeing here, most of the vagina-touting creatures probably have theirs in the right (?) place.