Idk, that email seems extra tacky to me. If they consider your presence enough, they wouldn’t send the registry to anyone who didn’t specifically ask.

Nothing will send me into a rage more than a cash bar at a wedding.

Proposed solution to those who lack a KitchenAid stand mixer in light of all the wedding gifts they’ve shelled out for: don’t buy a gift for weddings or showers; instead sock the $50-$100 away each time into savings. After 3-5 weddings, you’ve amassed the amount to buy your own. And in your card to the happy…

A Home Depot gift card. Mostly because that’s pretty much all I buy anyone who owns a house, and it seems to always come in handy.

They were offered the chance at higher wages, the right to organize, better-funded public schools, fairer taxes, affordable healthcare and robust career retraining to get them out of the coal slump.

All those slack jawed white boys in that photo....I hope all their preferred ball sport teams lose every game from here until the world burns.

same. but pincones grew on trees. and all summer you could climb the trees and throw needles and pinecones down at your brothers and read bridge to terabithia and then get really nervous about all of your jumping and climbing ways.

Friends. Countrymen. Lend me your ears.

YES EXACTLY. On glorious Saturdays, we don’t get out of bed until like... 11:30. Then you make coffee and breakfast and you don’t actually start doing anything until 1:00 in the afternoon.

I still posit that the premise behind “getting a raise” is “having a job” which is the worst thing about being an adult, Ergo “getting a raise” is tainted via Fruit Of The Poisoned Tree!

I don’t understand why ‘going to bed hella early’ was a category and ‘sleeping in until the afternoon on the weekends’ wasn’t one. When you’re an adult, you can stay in bed forever without anyone giving you shit about it.

This better come down to “Long Summer Vacations” v “Short Summer Vacations w/booze”

fuckin do it, dude. you deserve every last minute of it.

Happily married 25 years...banged before the first date.

this made me laugh so hard but it is SO TRUE. You have literally no way of knowing what the fuck was going on with the guy. We have all trained our brains to constantly scan for ways to blame ourselves, but it is both inaccurate and unhelpful. There’s no need to compound the suffering of being dumped by refusing to…

As Chuck Schumer said...if Clinton was elected President and remained under Federal investigation you better believe Republicans would be “howling at the moon” about how she should not be allowed to appoint a supreme court justice while under a cloud of suspicion. The whole election is tainted by foreign influence…

I did the women’s mini marathon (10km) in my city a few times and I was very nervous and hesitant about it the first time but my friend was doing it and I wanted a concrete exercise goal(I have a chronic illness so exercise is really patchy for me) and it was just SUCH a lovely vibe. My longest training run was 8km…

My two cents is that you have no idea what’s going on in his head. Maybe he’s not over a previous relationship, maybe he’s gay, maybe he’s got an intermittent and borderline apocalyptic threadworm infestation and he had to clench his arse cheeks the whole time you were having sex the last time in case they spooled out…