I both agree with Page Six and think it’s shitty. I 100% find them cloying and OTT (always like her roles though.) And I roll my eyes whenever I glimpse their interviews.

I didn’t know about it.

WHY IS YOUR HUSBAND PEEING ON THE FLOOR HOW OLD IS HE IS HE 5 IF HE IS NOT 5 SOMETHING IS WRONG.

His name should always be written as 🎤Jason Derulo🎤.

I seriously dislike missionaries....

I’ve been, but I think I was wearing Old Navy.

“My fellow Americans, as you know, President Worldwide represents more than just the 305.”

Ahem:

I fully expect all royals to dance like their middle names are “Awkward.” Suspicion confirmed.

It is absurd to think tourist attractions would be as appealing without chance of a monarch spotting. Most people don’t care about English history that much. There are lots of castles and history through out Europe that don’t bring in nearly the revenue.

I blame

The Sue Ellen Mischke look is making a comeback, I see.

Yes, me too. And thank god for small mercies, at least the top pic isn’t one with the pursed asshole-mouth. Those put me off food for the rest of the day.

That’s part of why I don’t watch him speak live. I read about it the day after. I truly can’t stand to look at him.

One of my many grievances with his presidency is how much I have to look at his stupid fucking orange face now.

I love that he’s so vain and his face is so fat.

Nope.

Fat or thin, she’s still human garbage.

“He’s got his eyebrows plucked and his arsehole bleached”

I once fell asleep in front of my laptop with Youtube running in another tab, and woke up to Ed Sheeran covering a Frank Ocean song. It was rough.