mike. have you seen how to be single? it is very fun and cute and she’s adorable.

Dear Joanna,

Check the pencil.

From the director of ‘Get Out’ comes ‘The Occurencening’!

So revenge porn is wrong unless it involves Hulk Hogan. Got it.

Not that anyone cares about my lady-boner, but I think Katherine Heigl looked completely gorgeous with a rounder figure. I think she’s really pretty, anyhow.

So it’s a leaked tape #2 for someone.

Clearly not a Hobbit

It was a Christina Aguilera song for an American Idol audition bad.

When she filmed him getting fucked up by the suit (“for research”), it made me want to text my little brother lol

Walk on a treadmill during all the walking scenes for the full experience

The only valid reply to a troll is “woof, woof, woof, woof...”

Remember, it doesn’t so much matter what you eat for Denethor’s Grim Dinner, just that you’re really gross about it and get it all over your chin.

A gold medal is a gold medal, but having announcers explain what the Swaney Statute is every two years, in sport after sport, is priceless.

Her going down the run reminded me of my 80 year old dad walking across an icy parking lot.

Leaving out Éowyn’s stew, I see. Good choice.

Her nipple went back and to the left. Back and to the left.

She stated that she started to feel the costume falling apart, and “I prayed.”

Holiday Inn drunk Karaoke singer bad...

Here. Cleanse yourself.