I know. It should’ve been set to the Mike Flowers Pops easy listening lounge version.

This album also features swing covers of:
“Smells Like Teen Spirit”
“Eye of the Tiger”
“Black Hole Sun”
“It’s a Sin”
“Jump”
and “Everybody Hurts”

among others.

I respectfully challenge your assertion. While He-Man is undeniably a generic, kid-friendly Conan with show-muscles, the He-Man movie involved both Dolph Lundgren and Frank Langella. While my mind may well have completely erased all memories of the movie as an act of self preservation, the presence of either of those…

It makes me feel feelings.

Either that or “Are you my new pot guy?”. This was a year ago and I doubt he had a medical card

I’m generally able to steer clear of Jager-related trouble via the whole highly-reliable “Jagermeister is a shitty, foul-tasting Teutonic practical joke on dumb Western college students” factor.

It’s time for a higher quality version of this gif.

You mean, like... every villain in a Batman movie?

And yet:

Perfect example of someone getting burned because a publisher is more concerned with upholding the letter of the law rather than thinking about its spirit.

I’m glad I was a witness to that, but regarding henry’s post, I hope this thread doesn’t go on for six days, seven nights.

No no watch my mouth, ‘Would that it were so simple’

‘Look out for the one-armed man!’

While I may not know what the advice was, I do know it was quite frantic as Alden represents a clear and present danger to his legacy.

Would that it twuhhrrrrr suh simple

This deserves more love.

How do you catch that shirt reference? How many time has that guy seen The Goonies? I’m all for Easter Eggs but that is some Rainman-level knowledge.

i really, really wish they’d have called this deadpool 3 and had it start in medias res with no explanation of what happened in deadpool 2.

wow, you moved Manitoba to Ontario all by yourself? take THAT, Jack Lalanne!

How can I reconcile the existence of evil with that of a just and loving God?