I’ve introduced the Spice Girls to my students and it has gone well. Daily dance parties... they’re good and fun kids.

I’d rather they leave Clue alone and do a go-for-broke Murder By Death remake instead, with Stephen Chow in the Sidney Wang role, Claire Foy as Dora Charleston, and James Cromwell reprising his role as the valet because it would delight me.

Murder by death?

It’s media slang, a vertical is a more specialized, specific audience-focused offshoot of a publishing operation. Meant to expand on specialty coverage but share an overall editorial viewpoint. Therefore Vulture is a culture devoted arm of the overall New York Mag operation. (They’re going vertical from there NY Mag…

...Where’s the rest of him?

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Do they float?

If you want to see some infuriating bullshit in depicting journalism, check out season two of Daredevil.

“Now if there’s anything I can do for you...”

You should look into Cersei & Bronn. There’s a fun bit of drama there.

Same with White Castle. Sandwiches with toast get the cracked egg and the sammies with buns gets the microwaved frozen patty. Back when I worked there we used to use real eggs to make the scrambled folded egg. Actually, when I was on shift I would even make scrambled eggs or french toast for a few regular customers.

Harsh, yet fair.

What are you, like an “anti-rager”?

I believe Groucho would have agreed with you.

As I told Artiofab not that long ago, if I am going to insist on being reasonable and logical on the internet then there is no place for me here.

But... we already lit all of these torches...

A lot of people don’t realize but this used to be the reason why McDonalds didn’t serve breakfast all day long. It wasn’t cost effective to heat the griddle all the time when demand for the few things that required it went down after a certain hour.

At least in the Egg McMuffin’s, they just crack an egg.

You can substitute a cracked egg on any breakfast sandwich for no additional cost, you just have to ask. I learned that from a friend who used to work under the golden arches.