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She’s no Meryl or anything but I think she does the best with what’s she’s given. She does seem to play a lot of very similar roles, though.

I’m always angered when I look at Dax Shepard, but then I realize I’m really angry at Dane Cook.

I think ‘The Family Man’ is a very enjoyable movie (due to Nicolas Cage and Téa Leoni) and I will never be ashamed of loving it.

I mean, if you’re publicly giggling about your hilarious sex life and gushing how you’re going to spend the rest of your lives together, then neither sound very likely.

I just can’t believe we’ve somehow let Dax Shepard become a movie star.

Brett Ratner thinks RottenTomatoes is ruining Hollywood, is wrong.

I’m probably going to be in the minority here, but I can’t stand Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. I like Kristen as an actress, but her personality rubs me the wrong way. Dax just creeps me out.

That makes no sense. If it isn’t selling poorly then keep it. Unless they feel the need to add a KitKat Cheese Burger.

I always thought it was called the Battle Royale with Cheese in Japan.

But you are making me Kerrigan.

they know that you didnt mean to step on their toe-pick another body part pun!

I thought I was done with nonsensical pun threads like this.

Oh no! Sorry, I went in on this one, too, and just saw yours! Sorry!!!!

I’ll allow it, Counselor, but you are skating on thin ice here.

She’s great in it, and so is Jake. I really, really liked that movie. I think they were both up for Academy Awards for their performances, but I’m too lazy right now to double check.

aw STAHP

I’m not one of those people that say “COTD” but... COTD.

this was your superhero origin story and you missed it. you should have gotten beat up, steeled your resolve and built a crime fighting suit out of salvaged jeep parts, gotten justice on the bad guy, and gone on to make things better for all citizens of the junkyard. now you’re just the unnamed guy being slowly driven