I don’t know much about that subject matter. I hope it’s an origin story, like, how did that land get all icy?

I needed closure on that. Whew, she has next months rent covered.

“Oh, ha ha, tis no big deal... now go home and get your shine box!”

“No, son, you don’t blur the road to make it look fast, you blur the car.”

Wait, what about Roots: The Gift (1988)...?

Word of the year, GREAT idea for an article.

...also Pavitr from India, and Baby-Spidey :)

You’re good to go. Honestly, don’t mind me :)

To be fair, your efforts would be trifle.

Now I want pudding :/

Why is there no eggnog in that?! Did I miss a memo or something?

I wonder what’s the minimum charge required for the ejector seat to work.

100 gladiators. Please.

Yeah, either the director or one of the writers obviously had issues with their british nanny in their youth :/

THIS. Dear god, we’ve finally reached the tipping point. There’s enough of these garbage people for them to form their own tiny industry. Gaaaah...!

So. Agreed.

Still a classic.

...yeah and don’t forget to keep your fingers out of his soup.

Yeah, the brochures make it look so nice :/