I’m more of a fender-glancer.

THANKS for this article, Alex. I’m a big fan of her and her work, so this was a great read. No matter how long or brief her moments are on screen, she just seems to own them. Even something as ‘brief’ as her role in Pride & Prejudice as one of the sisters that hardly had much to say, she still doesn’t come across as…

Nah, just a truther ;)

...love?

“My middle name is french, it’s pronounced boo-faay.”

Hay, guess the horse knows when it’s time to bale :/

Everyone knows the back of a turtle is round.

Correct. Science is your friend.

She’s ‘in Paris’ right now for Thanksgiving, at that.

This and Bob Newhart :)

I came to write ‘nachos’ but I now realize that’s not what we’re going for. So... maybe Bridget Jones’s Diary (yeah come at me) or Bob & Rose brit-6-parter. Anyways...

I’m amazed a one-year old could even pronounce ‘Cartier’.

That looks nothing like Justin :/

Oh, so now all of a sudden she’s returning my calls :/

Oh, all of a sudden she’s returning my calls.

Man, this reminds me of Dreamchild (not the critiquing, but the characters badgering the protagonist). Anyone remember that one? I still remember, I think it was the rabbit, angrily talking to a much older Alice about how she didn’t deserve the precious gift she got(!).

Keep clear the moops :/

“Something is calling... calling out to me, but they said they’d try again later so no worries.”

Spatulas are flat, people!