My pops is black and my mom is white, and when they got married in the early 80s in buttfuck Colorado this was quite the anomaly/scandal. They couldn't find a black groom cake topper so they just sharpied in a white dude. Nothing says “special day” like blackface on your wedding cake

My aunt Bonnie’s second wedding was a small affair in Lake Tahoe. Her cake was from a chain grocery store, which, since it was located Tahoe, did regular wedding cake business and had a pretty large bakery section. My aunt’s fiancé, Steve, picked up the cake the morning of the wedding and came back to the cabin we…

That shirt is a symptom of depression. When I wear it, at least.

Lego-man hair.

I can’t understand the top part of Michelle’s. It’s very The Torkelsons

Hipster Doug Bowser.

I swear, every time I hear Doug, I think of that cartoon series that started on Nickeloden...

Marina would totally kill anything tho tbh

I’d advise staying away from places like the official Duggar facebook page. The people defending him are about to give me a rage stroke. Lots of “he who hasn’t sinned should cast the first stone,” “it’s normal for young boys to be sexually curious,” “it was in the past,” “god forgives all,” etc. Because you know,…

Don’t fault him for living the American Dream.

“yeahitkindadoes”

I loved seeing Joan move on from tanboy and starting her own business so she never has to put up with any creep’s shit. It was also nice seeing Roger end up with a crazy but compatible and age appropriate woman.

You should vin for mother russia!

He looks like he’s from a McDonald’s porn parody. Next thing you know, he’ll be stuffing Grimace’s muffin.

That’s a rill stupid commercial, but he’s hot. I am now pro Hamburgler solely for face sitting reasons.

Oh god. I guess I pretty much have to now.

Kinda like bean boozled where you may either get a jelly belly that taste like a pear or one that taste like a booger... no idea how they got a jelly belly to taste like a booger. Probably some scientific research.