Oh, he’s probably the wor$$$$$$t
Oh, you know my sister?
A new Bae has come.
Seth Woken
This deserves more stars!
I feel like Kylie is Uber-K, the result of selective breeding and years of indoctrination. All the other K’s were just practice.
Can we add “I’m just saying” to the list?
so over people saying ‘no shade’ it’s the new “no offense” or “not to be a bitch”
He's so adorable, like a human golden retriever!
This is on my ass. On the way to Spring Break (1st year of law school) I told my friends if they thought of something clever enough and paid for my drinks all week I would get a tattoo. The runner up was “Mo Money Mo Problems.”
Just three more payments, and he’s mine!
“Can I buy that lipstick?” “Sure, I’ll put it on your bill”
The real question is who is going to get custody of all their thetans?
A very proven and very good rule we learned at the end of the nineties: Never part your hair down the middle.
He wasn’t “caught” midblink. He exists midblink.
My pops is black and my mom is white, and when they got married in the early 80s in buttfuck Colorado this was quite the anomaly/scandal. They couldn't find a black groom cake topper so they just sharpied in a white dude. Nothing says “special day” like blackface on your wedding cake
My aunt Bonnie’s second wedding was a small affair in Lake Tahoe. Her cake was from a chain grocery store, which, since it was located Tahoe, did regular wedding cake business and had a pretty large bakery section. My aunt’s fiancé, Steve, picked up the cake the morning of the wedding and came back to the cabin we…