"Save your protest energy for more important matters, like wet towels on the bed."

Coming to a Half Price Books near you!

Woah, What the fuck happened to Hamtaro?

My mother has a lot of mental health issues (bipolar depression and borderline personality disorder) and she doesn't process guilt at all well. So she denies things so aggressively and persistently that you start to wonder if they ever really happened. I am (mostly) estranged from her because she was emotionally…

"They accuse me of being a terrible person, but won't elaborate about exactly what I've done. Well, sometimes they do, but it doesn't make sense, at least to me."

EIGHTEEN BRIDESMAIDS?!?!?!? Shiiiiiiiit.

I feel so bad for the actress.

Her hunting companion.

That is fairly accurate, in terms of how my Barbie lineup looked. Missing limbs were not at all uncommon in my Dream House...

Sounds like it's probably for the best. If you can't behave yourself in an establishment, you shouldn't put yourself in that situation. If you're planning on bringing your own cooking to a restaurant, then yes, you should probably stay home and eat it there.

It sounds like you are the restaurant jerk. Again, a restaurant is a place that sells food and drinks. They are not a place that rents space for your friends to gather. You are asking them to be a business they are not when you start bringing your own food and drinks. You are in the wrong place.

Why don't you just go with your friends to a movie and then sit in the theater and watch something entirely different on your phone?

Have you ever worked in a restaurant? Because people always claim that "but we'll be spending large sums of money" thing and don't realize how much restaurants really sell. There are parties who act so demanding because their 8 top is going to spend $250, while two couples eating together on a double date can spend…

yeah no.

A restaurant is a business that sells prepared food. If you are over 2 years old, you are expected to order food and drinks from the menu, not bring your own unless the restaurant has specifically posted that this is allowed (as at some places that allow you to bring your own alcohol). If you want to bring your own…

I just threw up a little bit thinking about ranch dressing on shrimp.

That is like a bad outfit someone* wore in 1990 after watching the "Vogue" video.