How dare her stylist give her a fupa!

I saved up to buy a kitty surprise when I was a kid, and my mom took me to the toy store to pick one out. I must have spent half a freaking hour trying to decide which one to buy (because HOW MANY ARE INSIDE?), while my mom kept saying "Just pick one already." I finally picked one, brought it home, and AW YEAH 5…

I wanted one of these so bad as a kid, and my parents wouldn't get it for me because they thought it was a stupid fad toy. Well, JOKE'S ON YOU MOM AND DAD. Puppy surprise is back and now I'm a 30-year-old with a salary and an unknown number of baby puppy-sized holes in my heart.

Or because she's 17 and occasionally poses in her underwear?

Twerk it, Charles!

Does this dress have a pocket? If so, I want that more than Cumberbatch.

That's way too much cheekbones for one family. Their offspring will probably be a high elf who shall herald the return of the Eldar onto Middle-Earth.

Chicken salad made with oil...

Chicken salad made with oil is an abomination the likes of which good people should not be made to suffer.

I can't think of a more uncomfortable combination than a turtleneck and a sandy crack.

He looks like a fuccboi Squints Palledorous.

These people are the reason why Two And A Half Men was the highest Nielsen rated show for so many years and Community struggled to stay on air.

Nothing is worse than Subway. Nothing.

This is all too Bratz Doll for me. Especially that hair.

Still looks like a 12-year old doing dress-up.

Love the new Gawker logo.

Coconutwatergate

Maybe you should stop dating beverages.

Hot Topic Bridal?

BUT WHAT DOES LINDY THINK?!?!?!?