Let it go.

The thing that irks me about sbux breakfast is that it costs like $5 for a breakfast sandwich and then they microwave it. At least an egg mcmuffin involves an actual egg that someone cracked into a mold.

But what about the time they posted an actual butt hole?

Yeah that will be tons of sugar. People seem to forget that fruit and some vegetables have lots of natural sugar in them.

This music is so bad.

I'm 5'11" but I love all those dresses. What I'm saying is get ready to see my pussy, America!

Jezebel Writes Obnoxious Headline For Viral Story; The Commenters' Reactions Will Stun You

"Is that Homer Simpson? UGH. It looks like heaven is easier to get into than Arizona State."

What if y'all give retouching like a three month break here on Jezebel? Maybe?

"Study abroad in beautiful Norway this semester!"

Having kids means making sacrifices.

Humblebrag.

You missed the point by a mile and a half, kiddo. Unless your fiancee is also your daughter.

Jewish lesbian penguins?

Ok, "cock-blocktopus" is the greatest phrase you've ever coined, hands down.

Dear friendzone, when my husband and I were 35, he left me for a 21 year old, but you know, her parents are cool about it and he respects her intellect and kind spirit, but is it still okay if I set their house on fire? thanks in advance!

I seen ya with KIEFAH!

I hope Barbara has a third bedroom...

Her sons' names are HUNTER GREEN and FORREST GREEN.