God, please stop worshiping celebrity children.
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Fact: Sex appeal is one of the LEAST risky ways to advertise anything.
Hmmm. I'll allow it.
Can we talk about Queenie taking LaLaurie out for a drive-through burger? That shit was priceless.
Zoe = Goth Tina Belcher...and I am loving it!!!
More of him, please.
Khloe Kardashian, is that you?
i thought this post was about Adam Devine for an uncomfortably long period of time
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The fact that the Countess managed to leverage her privilege into a duet with Natalie Cole is downright offensive.
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I hope that card comes with a free year's supply of Chipotlaway.
I don't think the kind of people who would buy this book have bookshelves...
I was really hoping that he would live to be a hundred years old.
He HAD to have control. He controlled every aspect of his victims lives (while he had them) he maintained the illusion that he was God. Hell, for him, was being powerless, confirming the nothingness, the meaninglessness that he always suspected. In the end, he HAD to be right, the hanging was how he justified himself.…
