I haven't watched daytime television in years but do Maury or similar shows still run those horrible episodes of overweight babies? They would always leave me angry at the mothers and sad for kids. Basically parading them out as a sideshow to a laughing audience. And for maybe a few minutes a "doctor" would tell…

I can't believe Lupita wore something I actually dislike. I was starting to think that was impossible. The color, the fringe, the belt/sash/whatever combo. Without the fringe it would be ok. But with...I dunno about this one.

Her makeup looks amazing

Yikes. This just reminds me of leopard print trapper keeper folders. The colors, blocked and stacked, it's just awful.

She ruined her face with the surgery/fillers/whatever it is she did. I was never a fan, nor did I watch "Keeping up" but I always thought her face was just so pretty. Seeing this.. I thought she was Farrah Abraham in this picture.

I love this lip shade. Subtle and somehow bright at the same time? Can a bright be subtle? Maybe I mean understated and pretty. It's just a really great pink.

Amazing. "I have to say, if you need 4 guys to walk around in slow motion we fucking—we were the best at that."

What is this hair-do she's sporting lately? She can't decide on a length, or volume, or bang style. I feel kind of ridiculous commenting on her hair of all the things you could comment on in regards to her. But it's uhm...not working.

Aww, my undead priest has the same Cenobite face as Aurora, but we don't get the option of long luscious hair like hers. Zombies have a bitch of a problem maintaining good hair, ok.

I actually really like the dress. The sleeves aren't my favorite, but I still like it!

It does! They are like owning blood diamonds. Neon pink heart-shaped blood diamonds.

The color works so well with her hair and eyes. But I can't love that much drapey fabric. She's swimming in it, and her body looks lost in there. Beautiful girl, but it's just not working for me.

Hollywood bear was all over the place. It seemed impossible to find any of her stuff that wasn't HB. When looking for a picture of the old Cleocatra set on google I saw that people sell the vintage Lisa Frank stuff on Etsy AND eBay. I'm resisting, but that doesn't mean you can't go nuts on neon!

I loved the dolphins and orcas best too! Well, also the random Cleocatra set with the Egyptian themed stickers. I would only use those for SUPER IMPORTANT BFF LETTERS ONLY!

Those Trapper Keeper folders were the best. When I moved out of my parents house I can remember finding a bunch in the closet and feeling a little sad to toss them out.

Her stuff WAS expensive. You even had to pay to sign up for the fan club, so I had to make it my birthday present since my parents also were not rolling in dough. They would try to sell you stuff (of course) in all the fan club newsletters too. But I was already having to save up for the stuff sold in stores as it…

This is an awesome read. I was one of the many Lisa Frank obsessed youths in the 90's. Part of her fan club, spending any scrap of allowance I had on stationary and sticker kits. I was always an art nerd and I even wrote an essay for my 5th grade class that ended up in the school's monthly announcement flyer. …

My mom has been wearing Shalimar since the early 60's when her high school sweetheart gave it to her as a Christmas present. They've since reformulated it, but she only wears the original. Every year for Christmas my sister and I have to do a mad eBay hunt for the old school Shalimar body powder in the white and…

Says the guy with books telling people how to worship the right way, and have a proper marriage. Douctificate.

I hope that was your Christmas Wish because it came true!