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I love her dye job. It is a successful version of when blondes put orange kool aid in their locks. Which is usually NOT successful.

It's pretty standard that movie posters photoshop bigger busts on actresses. Sad but all-to common.

"I wanna fuck you on the sink. Then give you a drink." Kanye, such a giver.

Ugh, I can't find his "I'm mad generous" meme pic to attach :/

I love how so many of us are like, "THAT LIPSTICK!!!" I wanted purple lips and hair all the time in high school. I was (and still am) pretty pale. It didn't work. The pictures of me from then DO NOT LOOK SUCCESSFUL in this department of makeup experimentation. My mom would make a lot of, "You look dead." jokes

This is the first time I've seen a video of her that didn't cause me to laugh at her. Which blows my mind. I've had a big fascination with her image/story/relationship with the creep who stomps the mouse in Green Mile. I can't believe she seems put together, smart and lucid. It's refreshing and bizarre!

I love how much Tiana reminds me of Diane Keaton in Annie Hall

He couldn't last a few months when his victims endured years. Coward til the end. Kick rocks, Ariel.

For those of us who are too poor for fad diet silica formula toppings. Just sprinkle all cakes, brownies and pies with lofty portion of hot sauce. MIRACULOUS WEIGHT LOSS!

So we hate Anne Hathaway for being too rehearsed, too in-sincere or bubbly/Joker Smile.

And we hate January Jones because she's too un-rehearsed, anxious and cold, and doesn't smile at all.

For a person that brags about taking drugs on the daily for years, while partying to excess with any dick in radius (waking up after black outs to find herself in various places/positions) she has an amazing memory of events. To know details of things while intoxicated and drug addled years later...yeah, seems

I run a blog on Toddlers and Tiaras because the show is too ridiculous to NOT screencap. Honey Boo Boo has been the most popular by far. I think we can all see why: http://judgesontoddlersandtiaras.tumblr.com/post/29381731571

I've been watching this for way too long. The OG hot tubbing bear in the front is my favorite. I was able to be quick enough to get the start of their little "Seat's taken" bear fight. OR ARE THEY JUST HUGGING?

I watched it for 30 minutes and have decided to move to a bear watching tent community

Haha hashtag mywholelifeisalie cracked me up

Hilarious, I love the author of this article. Damn us Fatties ruining France like that! I know I personally shoved those cheetos into their mouths as I yelled "USA! USA!"

What What from a fellow Shame watcher. I've always wondered why it wasn't talked about more that they basically have two minorities on the show that never make it past the first rose ceremony. I knew it was because 1) It's ABC and 2) The viewers are what I assumed to be middle aged white ladies who don't find the

Nature's Henna tattoo

It's almost a rhetorical question, because it's obvious that she is of course coasting here. Her entire personality and "character" is cute, bubbly, hippy-chic-meets-city, non-commital, etc. Which is exactly what the studio's want when they are hiring a new girl for their latest disaster. I just avoid romantic