I would pay so much fucking money for Tim Curry as Maria...

Dress is hideous, but this eye makeup is everything.

She also looks like a weak version of Yo-Landi from Die Antwoord.

Oh just SAY IT SARAH. It's THE JEWS who are ruining Christmas, right?? It's Joseph Scroogeberg and his dreidel-spinnin', Jesus-killin' comrades!

Look at you with your facts, citing actual official sources. Adorable. How is this loon supposed to justify his hatred and fear if you keep trying to make him see the way things actually are? Can't be done.

Me too!

Oh honey, IT IS TO ME!

"I don't even have a phone with a camera on it!"

The Chinatown and Russian smuggling rings thanks you, Mayor Bloomie!

I've seen this at least a dozen times and I smile every single time.

I ran out and had to send my mom on a 7-11 run. There was about 10 minutes where I had apples and cans of beans from trader joes. One kid actually wanted the beans. Thank God I didnt get egged. In my defense I had no idea that my mother had essentially eated 5 lbs of chocolate and all I had left was the ones she didnt…

(sloooooowly pushes the half-eaten jumbo bag of mellocreme pumpkins under a stack of paper to hide her shame....)

Personally. Twice even. Perhaps even three times, just to make damned sure.

Because this has jack all to do with being Muslim and everything to do with being Saudi. Millions of Muslim women drive without incident so it would be silly to condemn Islam for a tiny percentage of their followers that condemn women from driving.

Second only to "Friends till the End" starring Shannon Doherty. Throw in "Devil's Pond" with Tara Reid and you have a perfect Sunday.

I really thought the spelling of the "please marry me!" was a joke until I saw the picture. Bless his heart...

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You are so wrong about the New York pizza. SO WRONG. I can't even put into words the ways in which you are wrong, but NYC pizza done right is hot salty heaven on a paper plate. Chicago pizza is not pizza at all, but rather some kind of bread casserole.

Did anyone else get a Jewish Brittany Murphy vibe?