I will see your pygmy goat and raise you puppies and baby goat:

I want to give a shoutout to my uncle, who is an orthopedic surgeon at Brigham & Women's and has been working all week with victims from the Marathon. So proud to call him family.

For every horrible person in the world, there will always be more people who do good and extraordinary things, and call it their "job". All of these people and the first responders, police, EMTs, etc. are heroes.

I've said this before and I will say it again: cupcakes are amazing and you are all crazy. Cupcakes allow me to eat multiple flavors of cake without having to actually purchase/make multiple cakes. Cupcakes have a superior frosting to cake ratio. Cupcakes are adorable and much more fun to decorate.

I'm a proud radical feminist. And I love cupcakes, pink frilly shiny things, and other apparent signifiers of "eternal girlhood." I also love Finnish melodic death metal, zombie movies, and whiskey. I am large; I contain multitudes. Don't oppress me for my love of frosted cake treats.

SHUT UP CUPCAKES ARE AWESOME.

Well, if it was an English class, big problem. There are far better, less offensive ways to teach persuasive writing.

Are you kidding? That's an incredible, humanizing lesson. It's so easy to write it off as "The Nazis were evil"- Yes, their leader and the organization as a whole was, but how many normally decent German people were swept up by propaganda, fear of their government, fear of the society around them, wanting to belong,…

Don't anyone blow up on me before you hear me out, but is this really in theory a HORRIBLE assignment? In a university course I recently read an essay called "Moral Destruction," which essentially describes the reasons for which Nazism (and Soviet Communism) was able to obtain such a strong foothold, exactly what the…

It almost seems like it should be a badge of honor to have the Westboro church picket your funeral. If they say you're going to hell and call you a "fag-enabler," that's a pretty good sign that you did something right.

Water is wet, Westboro people are assholes. Nothing to see here, moving along.