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Twice a week, these guys park in front of my office. It kills me every time. So so good.

My sister told my niece that binkies could be used like cash at toy stores, and when she was ready, they could go to Toys-R-Us and the kid could trade in her binkies for any toy she wanted.

Tell me about the eye bag fillers?

If the majority of Mexican immigrants are based in California and Texas, why are the areas of greatest increase in poverty not in those two states?

I guess it worked for me.

It never makes any sense to me that this is a “woman’s issue”.

I have a three syllable first name and one syllable last name.

My mother’s favorite song for a while was that one by that nice Jewish girl. . You know, “I want some matzoh baby this evening, I want some matzoh baby tonight”

I got the neon pink lip tar and love it — I wear it over matte lipsticks to brighten them up and it looks fantastic, particularly on darker reds and berries. I never wear it alone.

I got the face mask too, and I think I’m allergic to it.

When W ran, we all laughed and laughed. Such a demonstrably stupid man could never be President, we said.

Ha! My sister was a vegetarian for a couple of years when she was in college. Except for BBQ ribs. Because they are too awesome to not eat.

OMG, I thought I was being a bitch for thinking her shoulders were odd. She holds them very high and it kind of messes up the whole line.

Well, far as I can tell from my racist uncle and the links he posts from Mr Conservative and other lovely sites, this is a response to the overrunning PC thing, the “banning” of Dukes of Hazzard and the Confederate flag, the fact that white people aren’t allowed to say the N-word and every other imagined offense…

Eh, the braid is easy. The real test is the ballet class bun. That is some next level shit that takes months to learn.

Golden Retrievers are wonderful dogs, but have no discipline at all whatsoever around food.

Most female fashion models are NOT women. They are children in their mid-teens.

Rape Scenes Aren’t Just Awful. They’re Lazy Writing

http://www.wired.com/2015/06/rape-s…

Seriously. Jeb! Bush is MARRIED to a Mexican. You’d think he’d have something to say on the topic.