McD’s lobster rolls in ME are from the local seafood. Really. They’re not gourmet, they shouldn’t be the sole thing one eats, but they are cheap, real actual Maine lobster and quite good.

Well, as I said, it was my Dad. Who also ate regular lobster rolls from real places.

McDonald’s has been selling this in Maine in the summer for years, and they are awesome. Lobster, bun, lettuce, mayo for, like $5. On trips to ME, my Dad would eat them three times a day. As long as they stick to the very very basics, it’s all good.

She is gorgeous, but that get up is terrible. She is about 2 millimeters from showing off the good china.

I once stood and watched a girl load her coffee with sweet n low.

Maybe 10 or 15 years ago, I read and loved a book. It was about a middle aged guy who had a nervous breakdown and met a young girl and they went to the zoo and there was a lot in there about giraffes and the sun shining behind a giraffe.

Any lawyers to weigh in?

Fox & Friends went screaming yellow bonkers about this today. They wondered if he would now say it during the State of the Union or the Briefing Room or something, and couldn’t understand why he gets to say it and they can’t. But, they are pretty sure it is below the dignity of any president.

Don’t forget the Cassowary. Giant prehistoric-looking monster bird that will run up to you and KICK you to death.

I do understand her point.

I did that! It was POURING rain and the car was parked in a huge mud puddle. I was 20 years old at the time and hot (ahhh, youth). I just undid a few buttons and played dumb and some very nice gentleman hunkered down in the rain and the mud and changed it for me while I smiled and thanked him and flashed boobies. I…

I am IT for a Fortune 100 company. Our infrastructure is unbelievably old — we have business critical software that is way out of support and could become irreparable at any moment. We spend an ungodly amount of money to perform manual tasks that could be automated with modern software that would pay for itself within…

My nieces had a GS leader who thought they should learn useful stuff.

Here you go .... lots of choices!

I had a transvaginal ultrasound done by a doctor who looked to be maybe 12 years old (yes, I am old and they all look really young to me, but this one must have been 2 weeks out of school at best). She just kinda rammed the thing up there and was extremely rough moving it around, to the point that I made her stop and…

OMG! You drive the Zamboni???? Is it as cool and fun to drive as it looks? I have always always wished to do that once!

My friend worked for VH1 UK in the mid 90s. She said that Mariah Carey was the absolute WORST. Whenever Mariah was coming to the studio, they were required to have a team of people outside to scream and jump up and down and “I love you Mariah” as she arrived. They had to run around the office and force all the interns…

Nope.

My mother died 10 days ago. It is painful to even type the words “died”. My whole life, any time anyone said that “so and so passed” or “passed away” or “we lost so and so”, I would always think snarky thoughts. They didn’t pass anywhere, and socks are lost, not people.

My Yahoo is really good - you can see A LOT of info on a single screen, making it very easy to scroll through for interesting articles. I’ve tried a bunch of others, but it remains my favorite.