Lancome's "Porcelain" is quite light and pink rather than yellow.

I like the Emmy's — it's nice to see a collection of women who aren't all perfect Hollywood types. I like that it tends to skew older (starting to think maybe I shouldn't botox my crow's feet, because they are awfully cute on so many of these ladies) and less skinny and less surgically altered.

Me too! I was so impressed with how tenderly the wasted girls would care for their more wasted friends.

O'Reilly did his usual thing and talked about how terrible it is that these awful people have pre-judged the nice cop. After all, he's INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY and those awful race baiters are the cause of all the problems.

But, you are assuming that pedophiles only go for opposite gender kids.

My sister would totally do this, if she thought she could get away with it. She adores gravy.

If you want to "make it fresh!" , you combine one packet of ranch dressing mix with one cup mayo and one cup milk.

I had the reverse of this! In college, I had a pet bunny, and my roommate got a kitten. Bunny adopted the kitten and taught her tons of useful bunny stuff.

My sister started her first real post-college job in the middle of October in about 1987. My sister is a very very nice, straight-laced, conservative looking person.

I was in a Russian restaurant and thought I'd be all multi-lingual and shit and ordered a cow for my coffee (cow=Korova, milk=Moloko). The waiter laughed and laughed and told all the other waiters about the girl who wanted a cow in her coffee.

I got one of those too! From someone in our China office. I laughed for days about it.

OMG, my nieces poop smelled so bad I thought it was going to warp my contact lenses. That could easily clear out a decent sized restaurant.

My sister's golden retriever used to get right up into your face, give you a big sweet smile and purposely let out the hugest snot-filled sneeze she possibly good. You'd wind up covered stem to stern with snot and the dog would laugh.

Some very small kids also REFUSE to have anything on their feet.

I think she's mellowed over the years. She used to be pretty well-known as a frighteningly awful woman.

The best way to win an argument is to make the other person's head explode in a rage fit.

Am I just old, or do those two (the actors) look really really really young?

For the last 40 years, I have been plucking my 1" wide unibrow that goes pretty much from ear to ear. I do a DAILY eyebrow inspection (sometimes twice daily) to tweeze strays. I also get threaded every three weeks to get the light-colored ones.

I bought a tool set for my boyfriend from Pylones a bunch of years ago — hammer, pliers, box cutter, screwdrivers all in purple flowers. He LOVES them because he can use them on set (he's a filmmaker) and no one steals his tools.

This whole thread reminds me how utterly lucky I am. I have a stable office job in IT. If I ever feel even remotely unwell, I just work from home and no one has any problem with that.