My sister's golden retriever used to get right up into your face, give you a big sweet smile and purposely let out the hugest snot-filled sneeze she possibly good. You'd wind up covered stem to stern with snot and the dog would laugh.

Some very small kids also REFUSE to have anything on their feet.

I think she's mellowed over the years. She used to be pretty well-known as a frighteningly awful woman.

The best way to win an argument is to make the other person's head explode in a rage fit.

Am I just old, or do those two (the actors) look really really really young?

For the last 40 years, I have been plucking my 1" wide unibrow that goes pretty much from ear to ear. I do a DAILY eyebrow inspection (sometimes twice daily) to tweeze strays. I also get threaded every three weeks to get the light-colored ones.

I bought a tool set for my boyfriend from Pylones a bunch of years ago — hammer, pliers, box cutter, screwdrivers all in purple flowers. He LOVES them because he can use them on set (he's a filmmaker) and no one steals his tools.

This whole thread reminds me how utterly lucky I am. I have a stable office job in IT. If I ever feel even remotely unwell, I just work from home and no one has any problem with that.

I don't understand the hate here. Blake Lively seems like a nice enough person who carefully controls her public image. She's very pretty, has lovely hair and decent style; she'd not a "deep thinker", but seems like she'd be perfectly pleasant to hang out with. You don't hear tales from co-workers that she's a…

Seriously, it's the best! When men talk to me on the street now, they are very respectful and polite, they only do it on days when I really do look amazingly good, and they'll smile or say hello or tell me I look nice, but they never yell, touch me, do that gross hiss thing in my ear or say disgusting things. It's…

God, me too. From time to time, I think I'd really like to go down there and, uh, say hello to my friends. But I won't, because if I see any tourists being touristy, I'm afraid that I'll completely lose my shit. I wish they would do special days at the museum just for people who were directly affected but aren't…

I was thinking that too! I don't very many of those parts in there anymore.

Get YogaToes (or CorrectToes) !

I think it is super funny to see these guys trying to walk. Or go up stairs. I recently saw a couple guys trying to run with their pants below their asses and that was even funnier.

Cap'n Crunch with a glass of wine is the all-time best "I'm a grownup" dinner ever.

HRT is also used by women in menopause, so they might realize that they cannot cover the drug for one gender and not the other without inviting a lawsuit. Then again, it is Hobby Lobby, and they had no problem covering BC until Obama was elected, so maybe it just hasn't occurred to them to ban it for some and not…

The value of my apartment has doubled in ten years and is pretty much guaranteed to hold its value, and the monthly cost of mortgage+maintenance is less than the monthly cost of rent for the same place, plus I get a tax deduction for the mortgage and the maintenance fees. Seems like a pretty good case to me.

Ha! Some kids NEVER forget ANYTHING. If you let one of them think they can have a rainbow unicorn for a pet, you could easily spend five years of daily fits they you haven't given it yet.

Real Estate in Manhattan has been rising steadily since the 70s. The housing bubble didn't much affect real estate values here, either.

My 14 year old niece just finished her Health class (she did it as a summer program so she could take two electives next year).