My sister (wife, mother of twins) says all the time that she thinks the idea of multiple wives is a fine idea. She'd be more than happy to share her husband with another woman, as long as that woman could cook (my sister is a terrible cook) and is artistic (so she could help with Science Fair boards and decorating…

I was going on a long train ride, so I bought the September issue of InStyle or some goddamn fashion rag.

Glad it wasn't only me.

Do not forget my boyfriend, Michael Ealy

I do not understand all the snark! Everyone looks really happy and like they are having a ton of fun. I think this is lovely.

Clark's makes pretty much the most unbelievably comfortable shoes in the world. No one will mistake them for Manolo's, but they are not bad at all and in the $100 range.

A lot of the responses on i09 were also nice men helpfully pointing out to the silly ladies that their boners did not require heels and so the silly ladies shouldn't feel they needed to wear them anymore.

"Flaunting her curves" is the WORST. They use it CONSTANTLY. Gross.

There is no time that I go into a place like McDonald's, or the supermarket or CVS or whatever that I want to engage in a conversation with anyone working there. The thought of a robot OR a person greeting me by name and enquiring about my day and my life and my kids and asking if I want what I had last time sounds…

Fortunately, I was blessed with great hair that looks perfect getting washed only twice a week and then needs maybe a 30 second combing each morning.

Yeah, me too. White girl with a huge butt. Black and Latino guys give me tons of attention, even now that I am an old.

Lordy, I do love seeing such a nice clean house. They may have a goat in there, but the place is not like a barn.

When I was a kid, the people down the street had a dog who had some sort of horrible head injury that left him, uh, not so bright. His tongue was always hanging out to the side as well.

Yeah, and it wasn't as good. The gold was really lovely, the black was ho hum.

The problem in Will World is those slutty black ladies are having all sort of slutty sex because black ladies are slutty and oversexed AND because they are trying to game the system by having lots of black babies to put on welfare. Ergo, if all those slutty black ladies would keep their legs closed like nice white…

I would love to see Die Antwoord do the VMAs or some other big performance show. Say what you might, but Yolandi Visser is truly a weirdo freak and would blow poseurs like Gaga and Miley out of the goddamn building.

My big problem with Miley is that the song is TERRIBLE.

It would be nice if it were possible to both have your clothes on AND be successful at pop music. Why is it a requirement that in order to have a pop career, you must have a super-hot body that you are willing to show to the world? Are there no women who can sing without perfect bodies? Are there no women who can…

Uh, the other N'Sync guys don't seem to have, um, kept in the kind of shape JT has. I think the performance with them was only 60 seconds because they were concerned that a couple of them might stroke out if they had to dance for much longer than that.

I'm so tired of women having to be naked to do pop music.