I have the gross toilet dreams too!

For diversity, you need to go over to MSNBC.

Or, how about when your super smart awesome daughter spends years telling everyone in sight that when she grows up she wants to be a surgeon, then she hits 13 and comes home bummed out because she found out that girls can't be surgeons.

Car seats are hard to put in too! I'm thinking he must have practiced for quite a while at home to get the baby in there so smoothly with all those people watching. Awww, that's really sweet.

Honestly, I have absolutely no memory of that episode! I remember being super-mystified myself about the whole thing before dating a Nicaraguan. I actually called a couple of gay men beforehand for "technical support" because I was worried there was something different I was supposed to know that they never taught…

Just to defend the uncircumcised penis bit ... when the show took place 10-15 years ago, the characters were in their late thirties/early forties. Up until fairly recently, the overwhelming majority of American men were circumcised. So, for women who were that age then, unless you had a lot of sex with foreigners,…

My best friend is Persian, and is beautiful and "exotic" looking. Men love asking her where she's from, cause it gives then a chance to talk to the pretty girl. Of course, if she says she's from Iran, she has to have a very boring conversation about "Eye-Ran" with some dumbass. If she says she's from Persia, they…

The comments on Fox about this (well, about anything mentioning "Odumbo", but this in particular) are unreal. Absolutely disgusting, and Fox makes a big effort to feed them their lines and get them to froth.

Well, that's true. I'm also older than Tan Mom and look a whole lot younger than her too.

Trayvon's dad breaks my heart. He looks so deeply, profoundly broken.

I agree completely. A lot of the physical requirements are based upon things men tend to be good at, like push-ups, and not things women tend to be good at, like agility and stamina. Men have stronger upper bodies, but women have better balance and stronger legs.

That is NOT normal skin aging for someone not yet 40. I'm nearly 10 years older than Kate and I smoked for nearly 30 years and my skin looks significantly better than hers. Sun damage is really terrible.

Silly, you just lick it off between items. Clean!

I am not Trayvon Martin. I am a pretty, rich, well-educated, middle-aged white woman and therefore I have every possible privilege imaginable.

Every time there's a mass shooting, I get into arguments with friends and relatives who live in mostly white, upper middle class communities, all frothing at the mouth about home invasions and protecting their family.

Oh, jeez. Not Guilty.

This movie is the Citizen Kane of unwatchable crap. Think of the dumbest movie you've ever seen, and add flying sharks.

You are wrong! This movie was the Citizen Kane of disaster/shark movies. A masterpiece from start to finish.

My friend got married in India and they had 3500 guests. They did the wedding at a soccer stadium.

Even easier! If you are a man, and a woman you want to have sex with refuses you, and she is not a virgin, she is a slut. If she is a virgin, obvs she is frigid.