Me too! I adore Fox & Friends!

Also look into eshakti.com for cute dresses in larger sizes.

Gack! I'm out of town until next Wednesday! Please please wait for me to come back! I'm desperately in need of some new slutty friends.

I can do Thursday or Friday, anywhere in town or reasonably near subway, any time after 7pm. Hooray!

I doubt you are deformed! Sometime when you do not have your period, it is a good idea to take a look around there with a hand mirror. Spread your inner labia open a bit. Squeeze in and out a few times like you are trying to stop peeing and you'll find the hole. It's down around the bottom of your inner labia.

Sorry, I'm really tired and I'm having trouble wording this in a way that makes sense even to me.

My sluttiest friend got married, had a kid and moved across the country. Very sad. I'd totally be up for a NYC sluts brunch!

But, porn is restricted, and that's free speech too. Most states restrict where you can sell porn and how you can display it. If this dude were showing violent porn photos, most people would agree that obscenity laws could trump free speech.

It almost looks like she has her head on backwards.

When the Bush Administration put this in place, they insisted that anyone who questioned the program was a communist, terrorist or unpatriotic and everyone should just shut right up or the terrorists would blow us up and win. And, everyone did shut up about it.

I'm totally cool with swords! Swords for everyone! The only thing that will stop a bad guy with a sword is a good guy with a sword.

Oy, this has been on Fox News every morning for at least a week - they frame this as evil Sebelius could save this kid but refuses because Obamacare and she's a mean heartless lady laughing at some kid dying because of her own arbitrary rule.

The freakiest is the first time you look into the mirror and your mother is looking back at you. That happened to me at about 42.

My sister lived in a small town outside of Boston when she got pregnant. Turns out that her neighborhood had "The Box" that was passed from pregnant woman to pregnant woman. It had maternity clothes and new baby stuff. Once you were done with it and someone else was pregnant, you added in your old maternity clothes…

"It's your constitutional and god-given right" ?

My company's network ID format is first initial of first name and first 4 letters of last name. We all chuckle when we need to help Angela Holeman (AHOLE).

With hot yoga, they tell you that your only goal for your first session is to stay in the room for the full 90 minutes. You'll likely feel weak, dizzy and kinda sick, so don't be surprised. Magically, this seems to only last for your first class, and your second class is usually fine and you feel FANTASTIC…

They need to invent short-term tattoo ink, that last maybe 1-5 years and then completely fades away.

My friend is Persian and is considered "exotic" looking in the US. People ask her all.the.time where she's from, which always involves the exact same boring and stupid conversation.

"Might" ???? That's why god invented condoms.