I am unable to type the word "clinet". Uh, "client"

I don't think it's that bad that JT picks out JB clothes.

I'm surprised that all the models have long hair .... if you have long hair, you cannot wear all that weird spiky stuff near your head or every time you turn your head, your hair would get all caught around it and you'd be trapped.

Every time I see something with her, all I can do is wonder where she gets her bras.

Those boots! I swoon!

A common Persian name for girls is Negar, pronounced "NeeGAR" . When a girl named Negar comes to the US, she generally changes her name within about 5 minutes.

What a silly question! Everyone knows that strawberry frosted is the only acceptable Pop Tart.

Find a small local non-profit and volunteer to help them out. There are non-profits doing pretty much anything you could imagine, so it shouldn't be too hard to find one that does something you like. People who run non-profits have lots of friends (they have to in order to survive) and if you prove to be a good…

I don't think I could name a single John Mayer song.

I'm 45 years old and have farted in front of a boyfriend exactly one time (I was just about asleep at the time). I'm really good at finding something I just need to check in the other room.

Sheds a whole new light on the band Foetus aka "Scraping Foetus Off The Wheel"

That is amazing. Very impressed

Because all the companies that make fortunes off of health care wouldn't allow it.

I love this silhouette — it looks nice on the skinny models, but also looks totally banging on a larger, curvier woman. Hooray!

They offer tours of the Shit Tits every Spring with Open House NY. Every year, I beg my friends to come with and none will go. Sadly, half my friends are horrified at the thought and the other half are engineers with the water department who insist that the tour wouldn't be interesting enough. Sigh. I need better…

Are these models particularly young? I feel kind of creepy seeing so much sheer fabric on models who look to be about 12.

I have a whole elaborate way of getting my ass to the gym.

My sister's dog is profoundly stupid, but has one quite clever trick ...

My sister's golden ate a whole box of staples once.

The photographer or the step&repeat layout is AWFUL. Even Morena Baccarin doesn't look very good, and she is one of the most beautiful women alive.