Ha! My cousin posted the exact same article!

I guess they must find it comforting. Like, I don't have to worry about going to work on a lovely Tuesday morning and having an airplane fly into my office and kill me, because the state controls all that and I would obviously see signs of it in advance so I would know not to go to work. I don't have to worry about…

Replace "brother" with "cousin" and you got me too. In the past several weeks, I've had 5 or 6 arguments with him about the Newtown conspiracy, several gun control ones, Obama is not a fascist, Hitler didn't take people's guns and Joe Biden isn't a clown. When he's not posting crazy shit, he's a really cool guy.

Is sour cream & onion flavor close enough?

Dude has so much crap injected into his face, I doubt he'd be able to feel it if you punched him.

I don't know much about PCOS, but I do know that there are things you can do that will help your hair — likely won't solve the problem, but will help. I had terrible hair loss problems (heavy periods = low iron = hair loss) and I went to a $500 hair loss specialist and my hair is now awesome again. Even better,…

Build 7 was within less than 500 feet of two 100 story skyscrapers that came down fast in a giant blaze of fire (so big and hot and chemical laden that it burned for three months afterwards) and debris (that took about a year to clear away). The force of them coming down shook the ground and sent an impact force…

I believe her approval ratings were quite high in NYS when she was our senator.

So, wait, they are having conferences in which 98% of the agenda is gay indoctrination? How does that work? Do they bring out super hot gay models to prance around and strip and show off their abs? Do they then follow it with either a session about the joys of glitter (for men) or short hair and cucumbers (for…

I just don't really get this. You have your whole life to have a job and get up and go to work and deal with all that shit. The opportunity to be First Lady of the US is granted to just a tiny handful of people on the planet, and gives you the chance to travel and meet interesting people, plus has a whole pile of…

I don't have kids either, and I totally love when my friends post pics of their kids and I love the stories of the things the kids do and hearing about their events. First dance recital! Halloween costumes! Silly hats! Graduation! Crazy thing your 4 year old told you! Completely fucked up diaper event! Post…

Two planes filled with fuel could easily bring down those buildings, as the engineers have confirmed. They were built like a donut — all of the structural support was in the outside skin and the interior elevator bank. The floors themselves were completely open without any support at all, which made for a beautiful…

I used to say this too ... The difference between me and the celebrities was maybe 20lbs. For me to lose that 20lbs would involve drastic cutback on my diet and massive increase in exercise - a complete overhaul of my life and total dedication to being size 2. I just didn't think I looked that much different from…

I live in NYC, so my "handbag" is the equivalent of a normal person's car trunk.

I have friends who post insane pro-gun stuff. I have friends who post Obama is a Fascist stuff. I have friends who go through "inspirational" phases and post the daily cliche about how great it is to not get upset about little stuff. I have friends who post every day to talk about what obscure record they are…

For ammo — let's say normally LETHAL ammo should be taxed and restricted. Birdshot, BBs, stuff like that, eh.

After she took out her earpiece, she still somehow managed to have her mouth match the voice. Wouldn't that be awfully difficult when you can't quite hear the voice you are trying to sync to?

Rita Rudner once said something about how she knew someone who was in labor for 18 hours, and she couldn't think of something FUN she would want to be doing for 18 hours straight.

I have two friends who got into similar situations, and both guys said something like "Oh, do you mind if I masturbate?" and whipped it out and got started. Both times the girl was at the guy's apartment. One friend made it through about 2 minutes then got up and ran out, the other stayed through the whole thing…

We lock up people with severe psych problems all the time. Why does she get such special treatment?