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My nieces are identical twins, but their personalities are so different I can't imagine how anyone could confuse them — they stand and walk and dress so differently, it's hard to see how they even look alike. They would never agree to be photographed in identical outfits - they won't wear each other's clothes even in

Oh, lordy, did I love That Girl. When I was a kid, I didn't want to grow up to be a mommy or a doctor or a ballerina or anything else. All I ever wanted was to grow up and move to NYC and have lots of cute outfits and a boyfriend and a cool apartment and spend my day running around and being That Girl.

I do know that you should always be the one who gets to cut the cake, because the crumbs, the tiny piece you cut so everything is all even and the frosting you lick off the knife have no calories either!

Wait, I can burn 140 calories "sharing a laugh with friends"??

There's no need for your body to know if a calorie is consumed on vacation, because there are no calories on vacation. Nor on your birthday. And, if you drop a cookie on the floor then pick it up and eat it, there are no more calories because they fell out. There are also no calories in things you finish up because

I've sat on the interviewer side and here is what I always want to see ...

There are some truly lovely, light, fruity Sauvignon Blancs that you may like.

Oh, so agree! It's not even the gaze I mind so much, it's their freaking hands. If I go out to dance, it does not mean that every skeezy guy in the joint has the right to grab me however they want and grind. So gross. Get off me, creep.

I do understand the idea of wanting to have some belief for when you need it later.

While it seems that in NYC one could purchase virtually any product at any time of the day or night, Girl Scout Cookies can require some serious sleuthing effort to track down.

If I were planning to go and buy a whole mess of delicious precious Girl Scout Cookies, and some douchebag had bought ALL of them and left none for me, I'd be pretty royally pissed off.

Oh, lord, me too.

So, uh, figure out how you'd like your life to be, figure out why it isn't like that, and change so it is like that? OK. Thanks. Gee, that was really helpful.

My 4th grade teacher hated my guts for no good reason — I was an excellent and obedient student. I suspect most of the reason she hated me (and my perfect sister three years before) is that we were the only Jewish family in town.

I am not even remotely qualified to offer any advice here, but is it possible to just say Fuck It? Like, even if you are a hideous troll, so what? Maybe the first step isn't deciding to believe in yourself, maybe the first step is to stop giving a shit and go about your life anyway.

Oy. My friend is dating a girl 15 years younger than he is. We're all in our early to mid-forties and she's two years out of college (born the year I graduated). It's really hard for the rest of us, actually, since she doesn't know anything about the work world, doesn't pay attention to the news and we struggle to

Orchard Corsets has amazing corsets and usually have something nice on sale ...

I wear a tiara all day on my birthday. It's awesome.

She was also wearing awfully cute red suede pointy-toed shoes. Loved that.

The Yes to Carrots Body Butter is great. Very little smell that goes away quickly, nicely creamy, not sticky. Good stuff.