slendermanatee
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Why not some stringent and applicable community service rather than jail time?

He got a statue already! Sheesh.

Correction - His name is really Bitch McTurtle :)

brutal and accurate

“Just keep in mind, Mr. Trump does not like Black people. So if he doesn’t shake your hand or respond well to you, don’t take it personally. But if he does, maybe you’re the type of Black that he likes. And if that’s the case, then good for you.”

Shakespearean lyrics

He’s so f*cking gross and ugly.

This pic...

+ 1

I wonder if the charges would be different if they happened to be American and Muslim.

The NEXT big question: 1. WHY didn’t you READ it?

May a lightning bolt strike him right on his [fill-in-the-blank].

I can barely get past the first sentence... Two f*cking BOMBS were dropped onto a residential building??? Here, in the US...

yeah i hope they get justice alright, straight to death row.

Bitch McTurtle

Gold star for the moniker “Mango Unchained”!

The corruption is strong with this one.

The title sounds way too kinky...

My, you have a way with words and the gift of perfect descriptions!