“You moded, corroded, your booty exploded.”

Diane Lane as Cherry Valance

Snatch had great opening credits by introducing us to the characters and the story line.

This is repeat reply (literal cut/paste) for me but I find that it’s a “response that fits all”:

Ooooh how do I become one of these? Sounds like a side career-move during shelter-in-place!

There should be stricter laws about death threats. Wait, are there laws about death threats?

Martha Wash = National Treasure

Dang. What coulda been...

Ripped from the headlines!

Astute synopsis

This analogy gets 100 stars!

Chrissy Teigen had it right... He is nothing more than a pussy ass bitch.

Does this sound insane to you?

This guy, Bruce, cutting his yellow overgrown toenails in the kitchen on our floor. He had pulled the garbage can over underneath his foot but I’m sure there were toenail crumbs flying around. I didn’t go into the kitchen for a month!

What could possibly be relatable to having sex with Eric Trump???

This has me laughing all day. Thank you. 

Please take on more stories like this one!

Are taxpayers paying for this $h*t???